http://www.netjobs.co.uk/job-disc.htm
My colleague just sent me this in the company e-mail. For those not familiar, DISC is a psychological profiling test which many recruiting firms use to assess their clientele
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The Official Citation
The Ig Nobel Medicine Prize was awarded to
Peter Barss of
His studies were published in The Journal of Traumas, vol. 21, no. 11, 1984.
As a young Canadian doctor newly arrived in
A relatively small number of people are actually killed by falling coconuts. One was the case of:
“ A man who had come down to visit the coast from his house in the mountains of the island, where there are few palm trees. He was perhaps unaware of the dangers of falling coconuts. He was standing beneath a tree as another man kicked down a coconut. It struck him squarely on the top of his skull; he dropped, and died within a few minutes.”
Coconut palms, Dr. Barss points out, grow to a great height. This is particularly true of the Cocos nucifera, variety typical, the most common type in the
“The trees grow continuously in height for 80 to 100 years, commonly reach 24 to 30 meters, and can be as high as 35 meters. The coconuts are attached high up in bunches at the top of the trunk… They are sometimes harvested green for drinking, which is done by climbing the tree and cutting, kicking , or pulling loose the coconuts. [Dry coconuts] sometimes fall during heavy wind or during prolonged rainfall when the weight of the husks may increase. Houses are often built close to coconut palms. It is not surprising that adults or children are occasionally struck by falling nuts.:”
Dr. Barss’s report includes the first thoroughgoing technical analysis of the unfettered descent of a coconut (see below) Important and interesting though the physics may be, the report’s greatest import, like that of a falling coconut, is on the health or ordinary people. Dr. Barss’s hard-hitting conclusion says:
“The physical forces involved in a direct blow to the skull by a falling coconut are potentially very large. Glancing blows will, of course, be less serious. It seems unwise to locate dwellings near coconut palms, and children should not be allowed to play under coconut trees with mature nuts.”
Dr. Barss has, in his career, treated many kinds of injuries, some peculiar to the parts of the world in which he was living at the time. Visitors to what are, for them, far-off climes would do well t consult the medical literature for a quick heads up on what to watch out for when they arrive. Dr. Barss has published more than 40 medical reports, including several about illness and injuries characteristic of the South Pacific. These include: ”Injuries Caused by Pigs in Papua New Guinea” (Medical Journal of Australia, vol. 149, December 5-19, 1988, pp.649 – 56); “Grass-skirt Burns in Papua New Guinea” (The Lancet, 1983); “Penetrating Wounds Caused by Needle-Fish in Oceania” (Medical Journal of Australia, 1985); and “Inhalation Hazards of Tropical ‘Pea Shooters’” (Papua and New Guinea Medical Journal, 1985).
All of thee are real and present dangers. But it is for looking into the matter of injuries due to falling coconuts – and for doing something about them – that Peter Barss won the 2001 Ig Nobel Prize in the field of Medicine.
Dr .Barss travelled, at his own expense, from
“I did this work in
The Ig Nobel Prizes
Technical Analysis of a Falling Coconut
Here is Peter Barss’s description of the Newtonian mechanics of a free-falling coconut:
“An average unhusked, mature dry coconut may weigh from 1 to more than 2 kilograms (2.2 – 4.4 pounds). A nut whose husk is soaked with water, or a green coconut, can weigh as much as 4 kilograms (8.8pounds). When such a mass is accelerated by gravity, after falling down from a height approximately equal to a 10-story building, and then comes to rest by being suddenly decelerated onto someone’s head, it is not surprising that severe head injuries sometimes occur. If a coconut weighing 2 kilograms (4.4 pounds) falls 25 meters onto a person’s head, the impact velocity is 80 kilometers (50 miles)/ hour. The decelerating force on the head will vary depending on whether a direct or glancing blow is received. The distance in which the coconut is decelerated is also an important factor. Thus an infant’s head lying on the ground would receive a much greater force than that received by the head of a standing adult, that dropped as it was struck. For a stopping distance of 5 centimeters (2 inches) and a direct blow, the force would be 1,000 kilograms (2,205 pounds).”
Hopefully can survive the next 2 days of training...
*I think tonight I gonna have a nightmare, with that certain voice of my high-school teacher going, "Mark? Of course you'll get a mark. But 1 mark over infinity is still ZERO mark..." Arrgh, 饶了我吧,Mr. Meah! :D
this morning woken up by my mobile phone alarm. Forgotten to turn it off and it broke my blissful slumber at 5.30am*. Switched it off and went back to sleep. The next thing I knew, the sun was shining high and bright at 9am. Got up, made my first cuppa and plonked myself in front of the laptop, playing my Newgrounds latest game, Feudalism. Pretty addictive action-strategy game, completed it around 1pm plus. Probably will try to complete with other characters later :p
Initially wanted to go swimming before lunch, since weather is so sunny and hot. But the Feudalism game kept me from this pursuit. Then after lunch cannot immediately swim mah, so I headed out of the house after 1.30pm and went to the Yishun public swimming pool** for a dip. Started my laps at around 2-ish, but the weather was simply too hot. Even the water was warm to the touch. At least there weren't that many people, because of the extreme heat. Swam for around 50 minutes and got out, before my brains get fried; as well as the children's swimming class were starting.
Hitched the MRT back to Causeway point. Wanted to go Ya Kun for kopi, but there simply were too many people drinking at that little joint. So I hopped over to the new HO-CAfe joint inside the Civics centre, and had my "yin yong" and "thick toast with chicken floss and special mayo-condensed milk spread". After that, chill out at the library and got myself a few interesting reads. Came home to catch up on my blogging... hmm, better do dinner before my gaming starts again...
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*Yea, I wake up that early on weekdays, because I stay in the North, and my workplace is in the East. Needs to get onto the 6.30-ish bus in order to get to office by 7.45a.m, so that don't have to rush with 2/3s of the population going to school and work.
** the nearest public pool to my place, Woodlands, is still under renovation works after 3 months...
Well, it's fun, but one must also guard against getting hooked up to this. Afterall, it's just another thing that can easily turn into an idol, especially if you stuck everyday 2-3hours on this. :p Imagine the time that could have been better spent with your friends and loved ones, rather than in front of the computer. So Face-bookers, BEWARE! *thunder rumble*
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Ah, my colleague just dropped this off in our e-mail. Looks interesting~
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My other colleague was browsing through the articles in the magazine when she suddenly exclaimed,
"Wa, run for 40 minutes and no PILES, die already like that..."
The whole team of us just popped our heads up from our cubicles and go, "Huh? 'Lir gong see mi'?**"
"Aiya." She said "I said, the person run for 40 minutes, no PILES la..."
[me] "PILES? really ah?"
[My colleague] "Ya lar. Aiyo, you donch know ah? P - U - L - S- E, PILES la...
[Me, eyes blink blink] "P - U - L - S - E? ooohhh PULSE..."
[My colleague, still not comprehending] "Ya lar, what do you think I meant?"
[Me] "Er, you said PILES, as in you know, 痔疮..."
[My colleague,, eyes blink blink] "Oh... hahahaha"
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* Hokkien for "Run that by me again? What did you just say?"
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" He who lays up treasures on earth spends his life backing away from his treasure. To him, death is loss.
He who lays up treasures in heaven looks forward to eternity; he's moving daily toward his treasures. To him, death is gain.
Sermon Note
Date: 16 September 2007
Title: Giving that Counts
Text: Nehemiah 10:32 - 39
Introduction
A. Giving from Your Heart (v32a; 39b)
"We also placed ourselves under obligation..." -> choice
Act of service
- Understanding who our God is will lead us to give (Neh. 9:6a, 7, 8, 15, 20, 22)
Wrong thinking: - God zaps those who don't give
- "Cheerful giver" - if not cheerful, don't give
B. Giving of Your Best (v35-37) - To give our all
To "...bring the first.."
Mark 12:41 - 44. 2 Cor. 5:9. 2 Cor. 9:7
Wrong thinking - (Can't remember the first point)
- God only takes our biggest offering in His sight/into His accounts
C. Giving to Our God (v32-39)
"... for the service of the house of our God."
Wrong thinking Giving to only a human institution
Church is spiritual; so no need to give earthly possessions
Conclusion
No church* is perfect; but each church has its own giftings. Let each and every church bring in their talents for the extension of the Kingdom of Heaven.
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* local church. Hmm, but to extend it further, each and everyone of the body of Christ is a holy temple in which the Holy Spirit resides. So you and I are also "churches", are we not? :p
Title :Oasis - Wonderwall
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now
And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after an
You're my wonderwall
Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
(This is lyrics from www.lyrics007.com)
Title: Metallica - Enter Sandman
Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land
Somethings wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they arent of snow white
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragons fire
And of things that will bite
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Hush little baby, dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head
Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Were off to never never land
(This is lyrics from www.lyrics007.com)
Well, am staring my daily Bible reading again, by His grace. Am giving thanks that I am able to do this thing again. Somehow, lost the discipline after I came back from my trip in China, was only doing sporadic systematic reading 2-3 times a week. Guess I got lazy, and didn't hold onto this much needed basic discipline. Well, hopefully can get through the Old testament by the end of the year. :p
Are children more likely to learn from their parents' mistake or to simply repeat them? In the lives of the people in the Bible, we find that the effects of parental examples are powerful and long-lasting. For much of his life, Jehoshaphat seems to have been a son who learned from, his father Asa's mistakes and followed his father's positive actions. But on several occasions, his decisions reveal the negative aspects of his father's example.
When the challenges were obvious, like the need for religious education of the people or the threat of war with a vast army, Jehoshaphat turned to God for guidance and made the right choices. His dependence on God was consistent when the odds were clearly against him. It was in depending on God for the day-to-day plans and actions that Jehoshaphat was weak. he allowed his son to marry Athaliah, the daughter of the wicked Ahab and Jezebel of Israel, who did her best to be as evil as her parents. Jehoshaphat was almost killed when, without asking God, he made an alliance with Ahab. Later, he got involved in an unwise shipbuilding venture with Ahab's son, Ahaziah -a venture that was shipwrecked by God.
God's fearfulness when the issues are clear and the enemy overwhelming is more than enough reason to seek his guidance when the issues are unclear and the enemy unseen. Jehoshaphat knew this, yet he made little use of that knowledge.
We repeat Jehoshaphat's error when we relegate God to the background in the "easy" decisions of life. Then, when things got out of hand, we want him to get us out of the mess we got ourselves into. God wants us to give him not only the major decisions, but also our daily lives - the things we are most often fooled into we can control. Perhaps there is nothing major facing you today. Have you paused long enough to give your day to God anyway?
Strengths and accomplishments
Weaknesses and mistake:
Vital statistics:
Key verses:
"He walked in the ways of his father Asa and did not stray from them; he did what was right in the eyes of the LORD. The high places, however, were not removed, and the people still had not set their hearts on the God of their fathers" (2 Chronicles 20:32, 33)
Jehoshaphat's story is told i n1 Kings 15:24 - 22:50 and 2 Chronicles 17:1-21:1. He is also mentioned in 2 Kings 3:1-14 and Joel 3:2, 12.
(Taken from Life Application Study Bible, NIV)
You're not the fastest, nor the most nimble, but you're cute and you have style. You're not intensely competitive, but when you pass by, everyone turns to look.
hahaha, hilarious! Whoever did this is either a genius, a comedian or just got plain too much time on his hands sia...
Enjoy it at the start of the mid-week Wednesday!
hahahah, just saw my friend's e-mail this morning! Great way to start the week; the last liner is a classic!
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题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下
题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣? ~~
題目 : 你看
小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊
题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?
题目: 欣欣向荣
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~
题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过 ......
题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~
題目 : 一
便
小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...
題目: 又 .....又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?
題目: 好吃
小朋友:好吃个屁
老师:
題目: 况且
小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
老师:
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Just got introduced to Facebook by my friend. Lotsa interesting applications, like widgets like that. Decided to take the movies test and compare with my friends who are on Facebook.
Got below result with my only guy friend on Facebook on our movie tastes:
Laughed my head off at the description. Two guys being Soul mates?? that's really queer... :D Anyway, I'm just totally amused by the kinda descriptions they give on these online tests.
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Author: | 作者:【韩】李元馥 |
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haha, one of my colleague asked me whether I know how to sing this song, and I said I don't. She is gonna use this to lead a time of worship on next Monday's devotions, and she wants a "loud-voiced" guy to help her sing the song. :p Just listened to it online and found it to be soothing and ministering. May it bless you too!
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The sun cannot compare
The glory of Your love
There is no shadow in Your presence
No mortal man would dare
To stand before Your throne
Before the Holy One of heaven
It's only by your blood
And its only by your mercy
Lord, I come
(Chorus)
I bring an offering
Of worship to my King
No one on earth deserves
The praises that I sing
Jesus may you receive
The honor that You're due
O Lord, I bring an offering to you
I bring an offering to you
(Lyrics taken from http://www.allthelyrics.com/song/435677/)
You can listen to the song here
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